Maison Wax 'Biohacker's Wife' candle, lit, with cashmere, smoked embers, and musk scent notes.
Maison Wax 'Biohacker's Wife' candle styled with cashmere, smoldering embers, and resin — cashmere, smoked embers, and musk.
Biohacker's Wife
Biohacker's Wife
Candle

Biohacker's Wife

$28.00

$6 flat shipping · Free over $50

Warm and grounded, while he optimizes everything.

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  • Natural coconut wax
  • Hand-poured in LA
  • 45-50 hr clean burn
  • Made to gift
Scent notes Cashmere, smoked embers, musk
Burn time Approximately 45-50 hours
Wax Natural coconut wax blend
Shipping Free over $50 · ships from LA

For the woman who holds it all together while he optimizes everything. Biohacker's Wife is a tongue-in-cheek gift candle wrapped in cozy cashmere, smoked embers, and warm musk - a grounded, grown-up scent for the calm at the center of the cold plunges, red-light masks, and 5am alarms. A genuinely funny gift for wives, girlfriends, and wellness widows everywhere. Hand-poured into a matte black vessel with a natural coconut wax blend for an even, long-lasting melt.

  • Scent notes: Cashmere, smoked embers, musk
  • Burn time: approximately 45-50 hours
  • Wax: natural coconut blend
  • Size: 8 oz candle

Pairs perfectly with Cold Plunge Husband for a his-and-hers gift set.

Scent story

Cashmere, smoked embers, musk. Warm and grounded, while he optimizes everything.

Burn and care

Approximately 45-50 hours. Trim wick to 1/4 inch before each burn.

Shipping and returns

Free shipping on orders $50+, shipped from Los Angeles in 2-3 business days. See our Shipping and Returns page for delivery timelines and how returns work.

Customer Reviews

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Ashley D.
She's actually enjoying the scent

Bought it for my best friend whose husband is obsessed with Huberman and all those guys, and she's actually enjoying the scent lol

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Justin B.
She laughed, then lit it immediately

Gifted this to my wife and she loved it. She laughed as soon as she opened the box, but then immediately lit it. The scent is warm without being overpowering. We both enjoy having it in the living room.

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Megan S.
Not a shelf-sitter

I honestly expected this to be one of those novelty gifts that sits on a shelf. Nope - we burned it the same night and have been lighting it almost every evening since.

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Rachel M.
Bought it as a joke - now we all love it

Bought it as a joke, and now we all love the scent at home!

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Lauren T.
Shipped so fast - nice candle

I didn't think it was going to ship so fast. Nice candle. Will definitely order another.

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