Biohacker's Wife
$28.00
Warm and grounded, while he optimizes everything.
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For the woman who holds it all together while he optimizes everything. Biohacker's Wife is a tongue-in-cheek gift candle wrapped in cozy cashmere, smoked embers, and warm musk - a grounded, grown-up scent for the calm at the center of the cold plunges, red-light masks, and 5am alarms. A genuinely funny gift for wives, girlfriends, and wellness widows everywhere. Hand-poured into a matte black vessel with a natural coconut wax blend for an even, long-lasting melt.
- Scent notes: Cashmere, smoked embers, musk
- Burn time: approximately 45-50 hours
- Wax: natural coconut blend
- Size: 8 oz candle
Pairs perfectly with Cold Plunge Husband for a his-and-hers gift set.
Scent story
Cashmere, smoked embers, musk. Warm and grounded, while he optimizes everything.
Burn and care
Approximately 45-50 hours. Trim wick to 1/4 inch before each burn.
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