Biohacker's Wife
Warm and grounded, while he optimizes everything.
Cashmere, smoked embers, musk
$28.00
$6 flat shipping · Free over $50
Cool, fresh, and a little smug.
Ships from Los Angeles in 2-3 business days. Free shipping on orders $50+.
You don't have to run 26.2 miles to earn this one. I Ran a Marathon is a tongue-in-cheek gift candle that blends cool eucalyptus, bright bergamot, and grounding cedarwood into a clean, spa-like burn. It's a genuinely funny gift for runners, gym buddies, and anyone who counts lighting a candle as cardio. Hand-poured into a matte black vessel with a natural coconut wax blend for an even, long-lasting melt.
Bergamot, eucalyptus, cedarwood. Cool, fresh, and a little smug.
Approximately 45-50 hours. Trim wick to 1/4 inch before each burn.
Free shipping on orders $50+, shipped from Los Angeles in 2-3 business days. See our Shipping and Returns page for delivery timelines and how returns work.
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